The RNs and CNAs accuse me of being mean because I tend to compare babies to whatever they remind me of. I know some of my comparisons are a bit...well, not cute, but hey, call it as you see it. I'll do the same thing when it comes time to have my own. But just for fun, here is the baby list comparisons...of course, I won't give you the real name of the babies, what with HIPPA but I will give you the comparison...
1. Baby Michelin Man
2. Baby Monkey
3. Baby Marshmallow Peep
4. Baby Mr. Planter's Peanut
5. Baby Bobble Head ( I wouldn't want to birth this baby...head bigger than his body!)
6. Baby Mandrake from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
7. Baby Smeagle/Gollum from Lord of the Rings
8. Baby Werewolf
9. Baby Rocky (the boxer movies...towards the end after he wins the fight but he's all bruised and eye swollen shut...yeah, the baby had the same look...apparently it was a fight for him to get to earth...or perhaps he was fighting to stay where he was...)
I suppose I could add to the list as more funny and somewhat ugly but cute babies come along...but no promises.
After working five day weeks for the past month and a half, I've got a pretty good idea what a large number of people were doing nine months ago...
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