Indulging the Girlie Side According to Luz

This is a How-To indulge the girlie girl in you via my way...

What is needed?

A towel
Wash cloths
Overnight foot cream
Nail Polish Remover
Cotton balls
IZOD kleenex (Thanks Erin!)
Toe nail clipper
Nail file
Cuticle stick
Four sided nail block (evens, smooths, buffs and shines)
NutraNail Flexi-Shield Nair Hardener Clear nail polish
Sally Hansen Nail Growth Miracle Nail Color (the color of the day is Beautiful Berry)
Willy Wonka Waterfall Chocolate Bar
Media Player set on Random
Best friend on AIM

What to do...

Set your Media Player to play on Random (gotta love Nickelback, Poison, Brad Paisley, Conway Twitty, Toby Keith, and many more during a girlie session)

Get your bestie on AIM and reassure her it's okay if she doesn't want to join the relationship rollercoaster you are currently on with the man your currently talking to about said relationship

Wipe your feet clean and apply overnight foot cream to soften them and give yourself a quick relaxing foot massage

Remove nail polish from last girlie session

Clip toenails if necessary

Push back cuticles and make sure you don't make your pinky toe bleed (OUCH!)

Take a bite of Willy Wonka bar...YUM!

Change song because you don't like the one playing...Alison Krause is not a girlie time artist at this moment

Make snarky comment to bestie, who's watching The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray and isn't really paying attnetion to you, but that's okay

File nails to nice round edges, then even them out, smooth them out, make comment to bestie about having ugly toes, buff them, then shine them

Apply single coat of NutraNail Flexi Shield Nail Hardner but before you do, put cotton balls between your ugly toes because you can't find your toe separaters

Change song because you don't really want to listen to Lost and Found at this moment

Once right foot has its coat of Nail Hardener, repeat process with left foot (watch that pinky!)

Once Hardener is dry, apply single coat of Beautiful Berry then admire how pretty your toes look (although they are ugly...makes you think of little alien heads...HELLO EARTHLINGS!!!)

Allow toenails to dry while moving on to fingernails...

Apply hand cream to soften cuticles, then push cuticles back with manicure stick...oh! Take a big bite of Willy Wonka 'cause you've been ignoring him while doing your toes.

Ah! Idea of story hits you so pause process to share it with bestie on AIM

Continue with cuticle pushing...ouch! Don't make your cuticles bleed...too late.

Run to living room after your toenails are dry to show them off to mom...she agrees they look pretty, affirming your need to know if you do indeed have ugly toes...mom says no, so you don't...

Use nail file to shape nails, then use block to even, smooth, buff and shine...admire your shiny fingernails then apply single coat of Nail Hardener...

Make comment to bestie about how you just realized you hate using nail color on fingernails but not on toenails then giggle when she says you're quirky.

Take bite of Willy Wonka.

Attempt typing while your nails are still wet...success! You rock!

Finish Willy Wonka off then get on your blog spot and update your blog with a How To Indulge the Girlie Side According to You...

Oh yes! Update picture of pretty/ugly toes...

Scratch the picture idea...feet and toes look like midget hands in a picture...

Adios and Hasta Luego!